Admittedly, we’re being giant assholes on this conference call (gchat mocking these fools in realtime group chat, ha) … but we’ve done this before / Chicago’s pilot liaison is ON our team … so … 

What I’ve learned: 

Most people will jump further off the dock than their crafts will fly (duh). 

You can bring sandwiches (!) but there will be corndogs (!) and other food, similar to what you would find at the Taste of Minnesota. 

Caddies can also be called runners, porters or hookers. 

Your own personal boom box should not drown out the Red Bull sound system. 

Don’t get drunk (no mention of drug use - score!). 

You can’t recon pieces of your trashed flying machine (duh, people). 

Times the words “suicide mission” has been uttered: 2